Some systems have failed!

s1: checked at 2026-10-11T06:03+01:00 by mondas.clifford.lol (s0, s1, s2, s3)

Servers

adipose3.clifford.lol

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  14 days
backup  OK  2026-10-10T03:18 
        __.__
     ._/ . . \_     --_.---.
     \_|  v  |_\    \   . . ''.-.
       |     |       |   v   __-'
       '--'--'      /-. .-. /
                    \./-\.//
             .-----.
          ._/  . .  \_
          \_    v    _\
            /-. .-. /
            \./_\.//


       Welcome to Adipose 3

assimilation2.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::2
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.6
cert  OK  35 days
backup  OK  2026-10-10T03:02
smart  OK  2026-10-11T06:10
raid  OK  2026-10-11T06:10 optimal optimal 
[ no server motd ]

mondas.clifford.lol

dns  OK  127.0.1.1
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  77 days
backup  OK  2026-10-10T03:03 
                   _|⁀|_
                |         |
                [[]☗  ☗ []]    Delete!
              ___\ ﹏﹏ /___      Delete!
            /                 \      Delete!
           /   /| / ¯¯¯ \ |\   \
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          (__)  \_________/  (__)
                |   | |   |
                |   | |   |
                |[ ]| |[ ]|
                |   | |   |
          ______/___]_[___\_______
           credit s.ecc.im/5f6cfw

      Welcome to Mondas, home of the Cybermen.

skaro.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::9
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  33 days
backup  OK  2026-10-10T03:00 
                           Exterminate!
                          /
                     ___
             D>=G==='   '.
                   |======|
                   |======|
               )--/]IIIIII]
                  |_______|
                  C O O O D
                 C O  O  O D
                C  O  O  O  D
                C__O__O__O__D
       snd     [_____________]
            credit s.ecc.im/5f6cfw

      Welcome to Skaro, home of the Daleks.

arehaz.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::5
ping CRIT
ssh  NR  Not run
cert  NR  Not run
backup  NR  Not run 
[ no server motd ]

osekkal.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::8
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.7
cert  OK  39 days
backup  OK  2026-10-10T03:00 
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                                 │
│   The Sphere didnt just give us its language.   │
│                                                 │
│   We have recorded everything it has seen and   │
│   experienced the last 100,000 years.           │
│                                                 │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

    Welcome to Os Ek'kal ("The Ancient Sphere")

ekthelios.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::6
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.2p1 
  
     " The Identity Laws can only be invoked by one who 
      can verify their own identity. Please verify your 
      identity immediately or you will be executed. "
  
        Welcome to Ekthelios, home of the Gatebots.

Hosted servers

cumulonimbus.hosted.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::32
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2

Services on transgirl.fr

auth.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  79 days
https  OK  200: OK

tube.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  14 days
https  OK  200: OK

yt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  79 days
https  OK  200: OK

embed.yt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  63 days
https  OK  200: OK

yt2.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
https  OK  302: Found

dav.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
https  OK  302: Found

rss.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
https  OK  200: OK

notes.transgirl.fr

dns WARN notes.transgirl.fr: 2a07:244:63::3; notes.tgl.prx.clifford.lol: 195.144.8.63
ping  OK 
cert  OK  notes.transgirl.fr: 41 days
notes.tgl.prx.clifford.lol: 70 days
n.ecc.im: 70 days
https  OK  200: OK

glowfic.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  77 days
glowfic  OK  200: OK

polychromatica.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.skaro.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
minecraft  OK  [0/20]

cups.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  doom.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
minecraft CRIT offline (known not-a-problem)

babel.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  doom.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
minecraft  OK  [0/20]

pds.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
bsky_pds  OK  {"version":"0.4.5027"}

app.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
https  OK  200: OK

embed.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
https  OK  200: OK

mastodon.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  53 days
https  OK  200: OK

chat.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  55 days
https  OK  200: OK

media.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
media  OK  200: OK

Services on clifford.lol

matrix.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
matrix  OK  GOOD

data.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.osekkal.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.7

auth.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  72 days
https  OK  200: OK

kanji.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  79 days
https  OK  200: OK

octoprint.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  85 days
https  OK  302: FOUND

misc

openpgpkey  OK  All addresses OK

Services on ecc.im

s.ecc.im

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  21 days
https  OK  200: OK

Other services

offsite.wiki.executive.srcf.net

dns  OK  execwiki.srcf.clifford.lol.
-> v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  36 days
updated  OK  2026-10-11T01:00

Static sites

transgirl.fr

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
https  OK  200: OK

start.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  27 days
https  OK  200: OK

hrt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  57 days
updated  OK  2026-10-11T05:10

memes.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  47 days
https  OK  200: OK

ecc.im

dns  OK  195.144.8.63, 2a07:244:63::3
ping  OK 
cert  OK  69 days
https  OK  200: OK

hey.ecc.im

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  57 days
https  OK  200: OK

ellie.clifford.lol

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  84 days
https  OK  200: OK
301: Moved Permanently
gemini  OK  20 text/gemini

eleanor.clifford.lol

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  84 days
https  OK  200: OK

ori.clifford.lol

dns CRIT No DNS record for ori.clifford.lol
ping  NR  Not run
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run
gemini  NR  Not run

files.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  13 days
https  OK  200: OK

slider.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  57 days
https  OK  200: OK

intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  72 days
https  OK  200: OK

oriel.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  72 days
https  OK  200: OK

ml.backdoors.uk

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  56 days
https  OK  200: OK
302: Found