Some systems have failed!

s1: checked at 2026-07-27T22:16+01:00 by mondas.clifford.lol (s0, s1, s2, s3)

Servers

adipose3.clifford.lol

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  29 days
backup  OK  2026-07-27T03:16 
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       Welcome to Adipose 3

assimilation2.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::2
ping CRIT
ssh  NR  Not run
cert  NR  Not run
backup  NR  Not run
smart  NR  Not run
raid  NR  Not run 
[ no server motd ]

mondas.clifford.lol

dns  OK  127.0.1.1
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  32 days
backup  OK  2026-07-27T03:02 
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          ______/___]_[___\_______
           credit s.ecc.im/5f6cfw

      Welcome to Mondas, home of the Cybermen.

skaro.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::9
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  48 days
backup CRIT backup not found (404: Not Found) (known problem) 
[ no server motd ]

arehaz.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::5
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.6
cert  OK  82 days
backup  OK  2026-07-27T04:03 
[ no server motd ]

messaline.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::7
ping CRIT (known not-a-problem)
ssh  NR  Not run
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run 
[ no server motd ]

osekkal.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::8
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.7
cert  OK  52 days
backup  OK  2026-07-27T03:00 
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                                 │
│   The Sphere didnt just give us its language.   │
│                                                 │
│   We have recorded everything it has seen and   │
│   experienced the last 100,000 years.           │
│                                                 │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

    Welcome to Os Ek'kal ("The Ancient Sphere")

terlina3.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::4
ping CRIT (known not-a-problem)
ssh  NR  Not run
cert  NR  Not run
backup  NR  Not run 
[ no server motd ]

ekthelios.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::6
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.2p1
cert  OK  46 days
backup CRIT backup not found (404: Not Found) (known not-a-problem) 
[ no server motd ]

Hosted servers

cumulonimbus.hosted.transgirl.fr

dns CRIT No DNS record for cumulonimbus.hosted.transgirl.fr
ping  NR  Not run
ssh  NR  Not run

Services on transgirl.fr

auth.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  34 days
https  OK  200: OK

tube.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  200: OK

yt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  34 days
https  OK  200: OK

embed.yt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  78 days
https  OK  200: OK

yt2.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  302: Found

dav.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  302: Found

rss.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  200: OK

notes.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  notes.transgirl.fr: 56 days
notes.tgl.prx.clifford.lol: 86 days
n.ecc.im: 86 days
https  OK  200: OK

glowfic.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  32 days
glowfic  OK  200: OK

polychromatica.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.skaro.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
minecraft  OK  [0/20]

cups.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  doom.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
minecraft  OK  [0/20]

babel.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  doom.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
minecraft  OK  [0/20]

pds.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
bsky_pds  OK  {"version":"0.4.67"}

app.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  200: OK

embed.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  200: OK

mastodon.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  67 days
https  OK  200: OK

chat.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  70 days
https  OK  200: OK

media.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  42 days
media  OK  200: OK

Services on clifford.lol

matrix.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
matrix  OK  GOOD

data.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.osekkal.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.7

auth.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  88 days
https  OK  200: OK

kanji.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  34 days
https  OK  200: OK

octoprint.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  40 days
https  OK  302: FOUND

misc

openpgpkey  OK  All addresses OK

Services on ecc.im

s.ecc.im

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  36 days
https  OK  200: OK

Other services

offsite.wiki.executive.srcf.net

dns  OK  execwiki.srcf.clifford.lol.
-> v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  52 days
updated  OK  2026-07-27T01:00

Static sites

transgirl.fr

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  200: OK

start.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  42 days
https  OK  200: OK

hrt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  73 days
updated  OK  2026-07-27T05:07

memes.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  62 days
https  OK  200: OK

ecc.im

dns  OK  195.144.8.63, 2a07:244:63::3
ping  OK 
cert  OK  84 days
https  OK  200: OK

hey.ecc.im

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  73 days
https  OK  200: OK

ellie.clifford.lol

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  ellie.clifford.lol: 39 days
www.clifford.lol: 38 days
https  OK  200: OK
301: Moved Permanently
gemini  OK  20 text/gemini

eleanor.clifford.lol

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  39 days
https  OK  200: OK

ori.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  200: OK
gemini  OK  20 text/gemini

files.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  29 days
https  OK  200: OK

slider.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  73 days
https  OK  200: OK

intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  88 days
https  OK  200: OK

oriel.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  88 days
https  OK  200: OK

ml.backdoors.uk

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  71 days
https  OK  200: OK
302: Found